A five-foot tall Nebraska man convicted on two counts of sexual assault against a child is too short for prison according to a Nebraska judge. The judge said that prison would not be a safe place for the tiny perv, so instead he got 10 years probation. WTF?
Yep. I saw it just moments ago on a news report to which my roommate, Jonathan, exclaims, "You know all the little midget perps are like 'SWEEEEET!' as he threw an Aresenio-style arm pump in the air.
Is anyone else as confused as I am?
~ ll
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