Giving Myself the Ick

I'm not typically a jealous person, but today I am writhe with jealousy over the stupidest things. I'm frothing at the mouth over the pretty girl and accolades heaped upon her in a recent portrait series I viewed (as well as the lovely portraits themselves). And despite laughing until my cheeks hurt during a session of reminiscing, I was secretly jealous of the all the clever pranks a co-worker had pulled on other people around the office.

Are you kidding me, man? Pictures and pranks? What the hell is wrong with me? I've reverted to being a 13 year-old girl.

Nothing is more unbecoming than jealousy in my opinion, and I'm a little disgusted with myself right now.

~ definitely not the lady